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Thursday, May 23, 2002
Z-Gar's thoughts on the physicalities of his ideal girl:
- not necessarily the face of a goddess, but one of a good demi-goddess at least
- light enough that I can pick her up but sturdy enough to take a good kick to the breadbasket
- no wobbly arm flab
- breasts that make me say, "Hey, I'd like to grab those!"
- pot bellies are for vietnamese pigs
- it is called a tan (when I look at your skin, my retinas melt)
- by tan I didn't mean charbroiled (you look like a deep-fried human being)
- she can be taller than me, but not professional-basketball-player tall
- a smile that makes me smile
- I don't know -- maybe it's a fetish -- but I like dainty, small hands
- short hair, less split ends, no tangles, 'nuff said
| Mr. McBastard | 2:31 AM | | |
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