Last Big Mistake

taking life one mistake at a time

Tuesday, November 26, 2002

I just had a dream in which MOMMY came to visit me, only I didn't live in Kirksville; I lived in the slums of some big city (with Sammy as a roommate). I hope that this dream isn't representative of my impending future as a bum.

In the dream, MOMMY was coming to tell me how to get a job. And just as she was about to tell me some secret that would assuredly land a job (which involved Melissa Pfieffer for some odd reason), real-life Sammy woke me up.

Now I'll never know the secret to getting a job.

| Mr. McBastard | 12:40 PM | | |


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