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Thursday, November 14, 2002
A post concerning comings back and bitings in the ass:
About a month ago I was assigned yet another retarded Health & Wellness assignment. I usually just do them half-assed and get them over with, but this one I decided to have a little fun with. It was a stupid worksheet that was trying to get me to identify my bad habits and make a plan to change them. Since I have absolutely no intention of changing myself over a two credit-hour college course, I wrote down a whole bunch of stupid responses to all the worksheet's questions (and by stupid, I mean that I proposed changing my less than healthy bathing habits and my unbelievably persistant masturbation schedule, not to mention some pretty derogatory comments towards phys. ed. teachers in general). I showed this to my roommates and we all got a good laugh out of it.
Then Pfaff asked me if I was worried about my H & W professor reading the worksheet. I told him that I had nothing to worry about. I was in a class of nearly 100 other students and there is no way that the professor would read every single students' stupid assignments. Additionally, what would she (my professor) do besides give me a bad grade on that assignment; she has no idea who I am. There is no connection between the mysterious "Zach Garwood" on the page and my face. I was in the clear.
Fast Forward to Tuesday morning. After missing class the previous Thursday, I approached the professor to receive the worksheet that I had missed picking up. As she handed it to me, one distinct word came out of her mouth:
Zach
This really creeps me out. How does she know who I am; how does she know my name and face? And why does she know? Is it because of the bullshit assignment I turned in, or is it for something else noteworthy (doubtful) that I've done? Or is she just plain stalking me? Whatever it is, it's really creepy, and I imagine that she'll probably check over each of my assignments personally from now on. Damn you, Melody Jennings! Health & Wellness is supposed to be a blow-off class. Now I've got to actually do the assignments and do them right.
| Mr. McBastard | 11:52 PM | | |
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