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Thursday, December 05, 2002
I shaved my armpits yesterday in the shower. I don't really have a good reason for why other than I wanted to know what it looks like, feels like, how it's done, etc. I guess the closest explanation is that a girl named Rachel that lives down the hall from my dorm room kept bugging me to trim my "Martin VanBuren" inch-long sideburns (which I personally enjoy). Then she mentioned all the things that girls have to do to keep up appearances (i.e. shaving legs and armpits).
I remembered all this in the bathroom while looking into the mirror and wondering if maybe I should trim the shaggy 'burns. And it came to be that I decided to both trim my facial hair and shave my pits.
Just for your information, it's harder to shave one's armpits than I had figured, the armpit being a concave surface and me not wanting to cut the shit out of myself and all.
| Mr. McBastard | 10:14 AM | | |
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