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Monday, July 22, 2002
My sister was lying asleep on the couch. Her Coke was on the coffee table, just waiting for me to drink it. So I pick it up, it's half-full! I put the can to my mouth and take a big swig. Mmm, it's delicious. But what's this, I feel something odd in my throat, so I remove the can from my lips and start to cough.
My sister wakes up with wide eyes and stretches. When she comes to her senses, she notices me coughing up a lung; she notices that I'm holding her can of Coca-Cola in my hand. With a start, she nearly jumps from the couch. "Don't drink that!" she shouts. "I put a tick in there!"
Oh, I think, so that's what I'm choking on.
| Mr. McBastard | 7:04 PM | | |
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